Quotes

Jack Sparrow: My peanut.

Jack Sparrow #2: Well, what about port?
Jack Sparrow: I prefer rum. Rum is good.
Jack Sparrow #3: MAKING port.

Elizabeth: This is madness!
Jack Sparrow: This is politics!

Jack Sparrow: BELAY THAT ORDER! Belay, belay that! [talking over them] BELAY. BELAY. STOW. STOW. SHUT IT!

Jack Sparrow: LADIES, will you please, SHUT IT?! Listen to me! Yes. I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course, it makes you look fat! I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced...'egreeeegious'. By the way, no; I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter signifigance in light of the fact that my ship is once again, gone. Savvy?
[Slap x3]

Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs. Any particular reason why my ship is gone?
Mr. Gibbs: Ship?! We're on the ship, Cap'n!
Jack Sparrow: ...
Mr. Gibbs: CAP'N. THE SHIP'S GONE!
Jack Sparrow: ...REALLY?!

Teague: It's not just about living, Jacky. It's about living with yourself.
Jack Sparrow: How's Mum?
[Teague holds up shrunken head]
Jack Sparrow: ...She looks great.

Jack Sparrow: ...Shoo.

Pintel: How did he?
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.

Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geyser that lost both of his arms and part of his eye.
Mr. Gibbs: What'd you call him?
Jack Sparrow: ... Larry.

Elizabeth: Listen! We have lost much from the last few months. They have brought us to this place. Against us stands the might of the East India Trading Company. And we will face them with the strength of our backs, and the sweat of our brows... and the courage of our hearts! The other free ships are looking here, to the Pearl. Will they see cowering bilge rats? No. They will see free men. And freedom! Hoist the colors!

Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you like ... *Mr. Gibbs throws the hat* ... Now go and get it.

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

Jack Sparrow: Nobody move! I've dropped me brain.

Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. *looks at Elizabeth* One of you succeeded.

Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: If I wasn't, this'd probably never work.

Barbossa:
There was a time when a pirate was free to make his own way in the world. But our time is comin' to an end.

Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money.

Lord Cutler Beckett: They know they face extinction. All that remains is where they make their final stand.

Elizabeth Swann: It never would've worked out between us.
Jack Sparrow: Keep telling yourself that, darling.

Will Turner: Will you marry me?
Elizabeth Swann: *Fighting a battle* I don't think now's the best time!

Lord Cutler Beckett: You fight, and all of you will die.