Movie Quotes

Jack Sparrow: Look! *shoots monkey* an Undead monkey!!!

Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? *staggers* Oh... that's why.

Lord Buckett: ...Jack Sparrow.
Will and Elizabeth together: CAPTAIN!

Barbossa: So...what's become of my ship?

Tia Dalma: Same story! Different versions!

Tia Dalma: He fell in love. With a woman as changing, harsh, and untameable as the sea.

Elizabeth Swann: Oh, yes, yes, let's all just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other. That'll solve everything!

Cotton's Parrot: Walk the plank!
Jack Sparrow: *turns and points his gun at the parrot* What did the parrot say?

Jack Sparrow: Not so bad. *sees his hat* Oh! *puts it on and pulls his sword* Hello, Beastie!

Jack Sparrow: Where's that monkey, I need something to kill!

Norrington:Do excuse me while i kill the man who ruined my life.
Will Turner: Be my guest.
Jack Sparrow: Let's examine that claim for a moment from the Commodore. Who was it that at the very moment you had a notorious pirate behind bars saw fit to freeze that pirate and take your dearly beloved all to himself? Eh? So who's fault is it really you became a rum-pot deckhand who takes orders from pirates?
Norrington: Enough!
*Jack flips off of the building*
Norrington: Unfortunately Mr. Turner, he's right!!!
*starts fighting Will*

Will Turner: And then I'll return and marry you... if you'll still have me.
Elizabeth Swann: If it weren't for these bars, I'd have you already..

Norrington: My story begins a few chapters behind yours. I lost my comission, my crew, and my life.
Mr. Gibbs: Commodore?
Norrington: No! Not anymore! Weren't you listening!?!?

Jack Sparrow: *attempts to hide behind the palm leaf*
Norrington: Or should I just shoot you now? *loads his gun*
Jack Sparrow: *ducks*
Norrington: *moves gun*
Jack Sparrow: *ducks again*
Norrington: *moves gun again*
Jack Sparrow: You're hired!
Norrington: Sorry. Old habits! *twinkly eyes*

Elizabeth Swann: Your compass doesn't work.
Jack Sparrow: My compass works fine, thank you!

Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream? No, it isn't. If it was there'd be rum.

Pintel: You can't read!
Ragetti: It's the Bible. You get credit for trying!

Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth! *turns to Mr. Gibbs* Hide the rum.

Mr. Gibbs: We only have half a dozen barrels of Gun powder.
Will Turner: Then use the Rum.
*crew stops and looks horrified*
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, the Rum too.

Jack Sparrow: Welcome aboard.

Jack Sparrow: Come to join me crew, lad? Welcome aboard.

Will Turner: Jack...? Jack Sparrow? I can honestly say I'm glad to see you!

Elizabeth Swann: I have faith in you. Both, you and Jack.

Will Turner: You can still walk away.

Jack Sparrow: This compass does not point north.

Jack Sparrow: There is a chest..

Jack Sparrow: A chest of unknown size.

Jack Sparrow: mistrust me, missus then you can mistrust him, trust me!

Jack Sparrow: Rum picky-picky, Rum pinzey-winzey.

Jack Sparrow: On the tree!

Jack Sparrow: My boogie snickle-tickles! Tooth-sweet! Come on!

Jack Sparrow: I notice you have a lot of women everywhere, but very few children. Why's that? are the little ones a bit more tasty?

Jack Sparrow: Rum-picky wicky, Rum pinzey-winzey!

Elizabeth Swann: All I want is to find Will.

Elizabeth Swann: These letters of marked, they are signed by the King.

Jack Sparrow: IknowwhatIwantIknowwhatIwantIknowwhatIwantIknowwhatIwantIknowwhatIwant I know what I want!

Norrington: So am I worthy to server under Captain Jack Sparrow?!

Will Turner: The woman need no course you to be desperate, if you chose the right woman.

Tia Dalma: What service may I do you?

Tia Dalma: You are muchacha, destiny in you..

Tia Dalma: To find it, you must sail to the end of the world and beyond.

Tia Dalma: Just what's inside the chest you seek?

Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.

Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack: Is the... jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back..
Jack Sparrow: No!
Tia Dalma: Then the jar of dirt is going to help.

Jack Sparrow: So all that's left is to climb aboard the Flying Dutchman, grab the key and you go back to Port Royal and save your bonny lass, hey.

Jack Sparrow: Well that was a roundabout way to get to the answer.

Jack Sparrow: Tia Dalma and I go way back,(--) nayn seperable we are.

Will Turner: What is it that Jack spooked?

Will Turner: We're looking for this..
Jack Sparrow: The chest of Davy Jones.

Davy Jones: You are neither dead nor dying.