Quotes

Harbormaster: *to Jack* What – hey. Hold up, there, you. It’s a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock. [they both look at the sunken boat] And I shall need to know your name.
Jack: *hands him three shillings* What d’ye say to three shillings... and we forget the name?
Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr Smith . *Jack walks away, sees the wallet of the harbormaster and takes it*

Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!

Jack: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you? *looks down*

Barbossa: I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means “no.”

Will: We’re going to steal the ship. That ship? *looks at the Dauntless*

Jack: Put it away, son. It’s not worth you getting beat again.

Jack: Mr. Cotton … do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? Mr. Cotton! Answer, man!

Jack: Mr. Cotton 's... parrot. Same question.

Anamaria: You stole my boat!

Jack: Actually - *Anamaria slaps him the second time* borrowed. Borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back to bring it back.

Jack: Human hair…from my back.

Jack: Parley! That’s the one. Parley! Parley!

Jack: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I’ll shout the name back to you. Savvy?

Jack: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Jack: *to Barbossa* No one. He’s no one. A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though – eunuch.

Barbossa: Jack... Jack. Did ya not notice? That be the same little island that we made you Governor of on our last little trip.

Jack: *Takes out his pistol, thinks better of it and puts it back. Walks off while imitates Elizabeth* “Must’ve been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack. Must’ve been terrible for you.” Well it bloody is now! *sees the Dauntless* There’ll be no living with her after this.

Jack: A wedding! I love weddings... drinks all around! *holds out his arms* I know. “Clap him in irons,” right?

Ragetti: Bootstraps’ bootstraps.

Jack: She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington,
just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.

Jack: Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this. *to Governor Swann* I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually... Ecumenically... Grammatically? *to Norrington* I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry. Will... nice hat. Friends! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that – *falls over the battlement*

Anamaria: Captain Sparrow *puts his coat around his shoulders* ...the Black Pearl is yours.